Dan And Phil Kiss Drawing

Here is a typed-up compilation of all of Dan and Phil's formspring answers that have been saved!

I've organized them according to topic.

Please note that the dates are basically meaningless — I just put whatever date it said on the screenshot, but I don't know when the screenshots were made.

Enjoy! :D

DAN'S FORMSPRING ANSWERS

Dan
          Dan          
from the stars.          
http://www.twitter.com/danisnotonfire          
I am Daniel, I entertain, I perform,          
I give knowledge to those who seek it.          
Let me listen, and I will show you that I have the gift of healing.

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ones that mention phil

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;) i look forward to seeing you at New years…i will take advantage when you're drunk, just a heads up!

i think phil will have to keep me on a leash xD

Dan responded to lightscamerash, one year ago

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lol to the person who said "im 5"11, is that tall enough?" hahaha xD i am actually 5"11….ideal huh? there must be a way we can get phil and pete to you know…go away xD <3

haha =p
oh shush you
*blush*

Dan responded to lightscamerash, one year ago

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OH FIDDLESTICKS! I DROPPED MY ___________ WHEN I __________. DARN. I'LL HAVE TO _____________________________ UNTIL __________________________.

OH FIDDLESTICKS! I DROPPED MY SODOMY FLANEL WHEN I MET PHIL. DAN. I'LL HAVE TO EROTICALLY MASSAGE SOME BADGERS UNTIL THE NEXT JUSTIN BIEBER TOUR.

Dan responded 12 months ago

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What's Phil's last name… I swear he's never mentioned it. Or is it just Phil… like Cher? x

dude, phil IS cher

Dan responded to AcidFreeAmber, one year ago

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when did you first meat phil in person? and where?

a month ago, at manchester picadilly train station

Dan responded to josh, one year ago

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Would you rather: Give Phil a lap dance OR Get a lap dance from Phil?

LOL a lapdance from phil would be pretty hilarious

Dan responded, one year ago

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…you have a strange accent. it's not like phil's…but it's good strange :3

that's because phil comes from northern england and i come from southern england

phil sounds like an angry drunk person
i sound like the queen

Dan responded 11 months ago

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Your favourite place to be? x

in london with friends, or manchester with phil :)

Dan responded to AmzyBoosh, one year ago

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What have been your top 5 moments of 2009, since it is coming to an end :)

hello peter ^-^

err

a house party at andy week's

going to ayia napa in june

going to longleat with erin

the halloween gathering

< the week i spent with phil

Dan responded to Peter, 11 months ago

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I <3 dan

I <3 Phil

Dan responded to phil, 12 months ago

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Are you and Phil dating? You'd be the hottest YouTube couple ever!

actually that's a point..
if we were to date, we'd be the best elite couple on yt
then charlie&stephen pj&lex and pete&ashlee could s our d's

hmm.

Dan responded 11 months ago

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Have you and Phil ever kissed? If not, would you kiss him for money?

If you gave me £100 I would rape him on blogtv

Dan responded 11 months ago

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I like to share beds with my best friends. Have you and Phil ever sleeped in the same bed?

i actually love innocently sleeping in the same bed as friends
idk why
its one of my favourite things
and yes

Dan responded 11 months ago

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is there a song where every time you hear it, you think of someone else? if so, which song?

loads.
for now though, ill say
interrupted by fireworks - phil <3

Dan responded 11 months ago

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Kill, Mary, Shag, … Phil, me, Haley Williams ?

kill u (so sorry) shag haley, marry phil

Dan responded 11 months ago

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Would you ever meet someone from online in the flesh?

phil xD

Dan responded 11 months ago

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Are you jealous of Phil's inflatable lion? :) I know I am.

i'm jealous of something else inflatable he has :)

a grey beach ball

Dan responded to Fwooshz, one year ago

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At what time do you generally go to sleep?

12+
since i met phil its been like ¾ every night T_T

Dan responded one year ago

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do you think you and Phil will be best friends forever?

that's the plan

Dan responded one year ago

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Has anyone ever saved you? (emotionally or physically)

phil?

Dan responded one year ago

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what's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for you?

maybe what phil's done for me

Dan responded one year ago

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Who are your all time best friends? :)

i never really had a best friend up until phil.

i have a couple of childhood friends called rebecca and niall,

and i rly like some of my irl friends like andy and james

Dan responded one year ago

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Why is Phil your best friend?:D

same similair interests, we connect on a deep emotional level, we get on amazingly in person.

Dan responded one year ago

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phil said he wants to kiss you. would you kiss him?

hmm —

Dan responded 12 months ago

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What are some things that you cant live without? Who are some people you cant live without?

internet, music, nice good

phil, parents, a few irl friends recently

Dan responded 12 months ago

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Were you joking when you said Phil was buying you the £2000 meal?

Dan responded yesterday

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have you ever seen phil drunk?

ohh yes, hahaha

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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What would you do if you only had 30 seconds to live?

ring phil

Dan responded one year ago

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Are you and phil skyping each other right now?

yes, we've been on the phone for over 4 hours.

Dan responded 12 months ago

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Who are three people who changed your life and why/how?

hrm. ^^

hironobu sakaguchi for filling my head with dreams at a young age

my friend chaz for making me not a loser in secondary school

and phil :)
im sure you can guess x]

Dan responded 8 months ago

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sex and relationships (and cherry)

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what does sex taste/smell like? O_o

cherry apparently

Dan responded one year ago

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What's sex like? ^_^

cherry

Dan responded one year ago

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(plz note that he is responding to Phil here)
do you prefer cherry or pinocolada

pinacolada tastes nicer and was less of an all consuming sticky onslaught than cherry.. but i think i had some sort of reaction to it xD

Dan responded to phil, one year ago

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Do you swallow?

i will if they insist, or to be polite, but i dont like the taste

Dan responded 11 months ago

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have you ever been in love? if so who with?

id say 3 times. [norly]
maybe once cant count as real love
then the next was, but it wasnt happy love
then the 3rd time is the best time ever. real true requited love which is the best feeling in the world <3

Dan responded one year ago

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Is it really true you're not a virgin?

no that was a vicious rumour.
¬_¬

i had been in a relationship with a girl for 3 years and i loved her, im 18 years old, no im not a virgin

permanent end of discussion

Dan responded 10 months ago

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do you consider yourself pansexual? (meaning you fall for only personality and gender isn't a factor)

i guess so but looks are also important xD

Dan responded 2 years ago

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I'm gay, you say you are not gay, why do you follow Brent Corrighan on your twitter. The GAY porn star,

lmfao.
im bi! not gay though, im still attracted to girls.

as for that, he was having an arguement with chris crocker and jefree star on twitter and i wanted to be able to watch all the fighting.

Dan responded 12 months ago

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What kind of drunk are you?

the sexual predator kind

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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what would happen if you had a baby with the last person you kissed?

there would be a serious breach in the laws of biology

Dan responded 11 months ago

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What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?

girl/boy nice bum, face, eyes, hair
girl/nice tummy
boy/nice chest, back

Dan responded 10 months ago

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Do you prefer to spoon or be spooned? (Spooner vs. Spoonee)

be spooned

Dan responded one year ago

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jokey sexual ones

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Would you still bang Voldemort?

totally

Dan responded yesterday

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Would you do Crabstickz?

yes.

Dan responded 5 months ago

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Dan! Why are you obsessed with walruses?

BECAUSE I WAS SEXUALLY ABUSED BY A WALRUS OKAY. I DON'T LIKE BRINGING IT UP

Dan responded 12 months ago

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would you really do phil's mum even though she's a lobster

at least you'd be certain you wouldn't catch crabs
WA-HEY

Dan responded 12 months ago

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what's the story in balamory?

mass child rape epidemic.

Dan responded 12 months ago

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I'm going to tie you to the radiator and grape you!

oh shit dont grape me plz

Dan responded to thattaylorkiddo, 11 months ago

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me and my boyfriend wanna have sex with you, like 3some style. Up for it? ;)

only if you're tom

Dan responded 11 months ago

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my curiosity got way too much and i went to http://www.octopusgirl.com o_O i feel sick. sorry for not listening to you Dan you are always right<3, and now i am scarred for life o_O

ALL YE WHO READ THIS FORMSPRING.
BARE WITNESS TO THIS TESTIMONY!

when i say to.
nevar,
evaarr,
GO TO http://www.octopusgirl.com
srsly

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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youtube / youtubers / fanfic

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When are we getting a new video?

when they let me post it xD

Dan responded to Sama yesterday

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have you decided on which channels to feature on yours now you've been made YouTube partner? Congrats, btw :)

almost :)
id like some closer url friends though so i know who else to put in

Dan responded to VitaminDeej, 3 weeks ago

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favourite youtuber you'd like to meet one day that you haven't met already?

natalie tran

Dan responded 2 days ago

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do u really love all ur youtube subscribers ??

yes

Dan responded 2 days ago

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did you really like that fanfic or were you just trying to make me happy? i really wanna know. cuz i dont want to b=e totally crushed if i found out you lied and didnt tell me

no i did ^^ i want to see how it continues

Dan responded to DaisyDeliah, 3 weeks ago

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Would you care if anyone wrote a story about you online?

i would read it, i'd hope it was good, and nice

Dan responded 12 months ago

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What is the coolest/ weirdest thing you've ever bought online?

probably the lifesize cut out of anthony padilla i keep in my bed

Dan responded one year ago

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Are there any common misconceptions about you? Assumptions people make that simply aren't true?

yeah i DO NOT have a poster of charlieissocoollike ironed onto my pillow

anymore

Dan responded one year ago

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Why don't you like chameleon circuit?

charlie <3
alex day >>
i never said this

Dan responded 11 months ago

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Are you an elitist?

no
but all the cool kids in the yt are
i want to be an elitist =[
xD

Dan responded 1 day ago

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appearance / fashion

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You're very handsome I must say.

;]] why thankyou

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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how many jack wills items do you own?

like 10

Dan responded 1 day ago

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Have you ever worn a skirt?

id say probably, but not just to wear xD

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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you do you think you're good looking?

i genuinely do not

Dan responded 11 months ago

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Do you have any scares, moles, or body marks? Where?

yes. but scars are interesting to discuss, i punched through double glazing accidentally once so i have a cut on the underside of my right arm.

also a cool slash mark on my right hand, not sure how it got there though

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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music

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On a scale of 1-10, how much of a Lady Gaga fan are you? Or are you just a bandwagon fan? >_> PROVE YOURSELF.

much like many other artists, lady gaga is now a 'bandwagon' person to like as you said.
in the beginning loved lady gaga for her originality. talent and the fact the makes her own music.
in recent times however its becoming apparent that tryhard people are just saying 'listening to fame monster on repeat' just to fit in which is a shame.
because i do truly think she's amazing

im not a huge fan by any means, i just like her and her music. but now its becoming lameified by ppl i find annoying

id say 6/7

Dan responded 2 days ago

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What do you think of Editors?

i think they're really good :D

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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Last cd you bought

tom milsom - painfully mainstream

Dan responded 11 months ago

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do you listen to adam lambert music? or danny noriega?

I think they're both awesome, Danny is on youtube though so I kind of have a preference towards him, even if Adam is a better singer/person.

Dan responded 12 months ago

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pokémon / video games

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Feraligatr, use SURF

Gengar, use Confuse Ray

Dan responded 3 days ago

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Feraligatr attacks itself in confusion. -50HP. Heraligatr use Ice beam!

gengar has half health,
use hypnosis!

Dan responded 2 days ago

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Feraligatr falls asleep. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. You better not use dream eater..

DREEAAAAMMMM EATTTER *gengar regains health*

Dan responded 2 days ago

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FUCK THIS. FERALIGATR COME BACK. GO GOLEM! USE SELFDESTRUCT!! *we all die* Well Dan van man(wut?), that was a good challenge, but I call this a DRAW. I look forward to challenging you again.

wait a minuite
OMG CHEATER
*sore loser*

i look forward to our next battle

Dan responded 2 days ago

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What would you say if I said, I have a nintendo 64? :O And Zelda (oracina of time) whenever I wanted it? ~ :)

that's cool
i have an n64 with both zelda games
and a gamecube with the entire zelda decology in my bedroom

Dan responded 1 day ago

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emo

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Are you an emo ?

Dan responded 2 days ago

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what do you think of the word 'emo'?

i think it has lost all meaning.
the true meaning of being emo has been completely lost in the last 5 years, there is no emo music being made anymore, and no one is emo, there are just silly people wearing flourescent skinny jeans from topman trying to label themselves.

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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random

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Do you believe in LIFE after love? Correct lyrics are correct.

I CAN FEEL SOMETHING INSIDE ME SAYYY
I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGHHHH

Dan responded 9 months ago

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Do you stir your coffee clockwise or anticlockwise?

anticlockwise because i am left handed

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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Are the GHD straighteners better than Chi? Should I buy one?

ghd > every other straightner in the world

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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Gandalf vs Dumbledore? Who would win in a skiing competition?

lmao. errr id imagine gandalf, he seems more mobile

Dan responded 3 days ago

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Where do you want to go for vacation?

kenya

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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Have you ever danced in the rain? <3

yes :)

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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Butter or margarine?

butter on toast
margarine on sandwhiches

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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Burger King or McDonalds? Choose wisely ;) or not. you know, whatever

mcdonalds.. it actually isnt that bad nowadays (for fast food)
burger king is still greasy and overpriced x]

Dan responded to VitaminDeej, 3 weeks ago

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do you refer to cookies as "biscuits?"

biscuits are biscuits.
cookies are the flat circular ones that usually have chocolate chips in them - we say both

Dan responded 2 days ago

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Name three items which are under/next to your bed right now?

my laptop bag, some underwear, and some girl from america that's been hiding there watching me for a couple weeks.

Dan responded one year ago

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What is your middle name I feel like it should be Lee. I may just jump up and down if it actually is Lee.

james =p

Dan responded 2 years ago

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When was the last time you cried? Have you ever cried while watching a movie?

listening to a song the other day, and yes i have

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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I really like you, but i can't tell you and let you know who I am because I'll be all blushy and you'd probably hate me. ♥ :(

are you someone of any significance to my life then?

Dan responded 3 days ago

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Do you have a car?

yes, it is a crappy vauxhall corsa and i love it.

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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What is the speed of dark?

well unlike light, dark isnt actually a thing, its the absence of light, so it has no speed, as it isnt anything

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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Solicitors can represent people in the magistrates' court :)

well arent you a smartass! hahaha.
well i dont want to be that sort of solicitor

Dan responded 3 weeks ago

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are you cat or a dog person?

i like both

Dan responded 2 days ago

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what do YOU want for christmas? :)

a guitar plz

Dan responded 2 days ago

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favourite cereal? you better have a favourite cereal or i'll be depressed U_U ♥ you Dan

crunchy nut cornflakes are the best.
buttt i love jordans country crisp or loads of other things

Dan responded 3 days ago

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PHIL'S FORMSPRING ANSWERS

phil
          Amazingphil          
I am dreaming
http://twitter.com/amazingphil

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sex / relationships / sexuality

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No alcohol or no sex? ;D

no alcohol! xD

phil responded 3 months ago

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Are you bi?

Yeah. Tho I don't really label myself as anything :]

phil responded one year ago

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How did u find out you were bi ? Btw i love you alot <3

Hey he's hot!
Huh Phil? OH WAIT
Um.

phil responded 9 months ago

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i find the fact that you're bi even more attractive than if you were straight. i don't know why.

wahey :D

phil responded 3 months ago

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Who was the last person you wanted to kiss?

__ __ __

phil responded 2 years ago

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Have you ever jizzed your pants?

yeah when I opened a window and the breeze rolled in!

phil responded 3 months ago

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Pr0n?

Pl0x

phil responded 3 months ago

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You seem so innocent! Have you ever been to a strip club? xD

hahaa i'm not that innocent :3
BUtt no i haven't!! i would feel awkward in a strip club. unless i was with friends who were all there to laugh

phil responded 3 months ago

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(From Phil's old blog amazingphil.blogspot.com)
F: Are you attracted to men? women? or lions?

All 3!

Posted by AmazingPhil on Friday, 20 November 2009

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ones that mention dan

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do you love dan/would you date dan/am i totally out of the loop and you hate dan/am i totally out of the loop and you are already married to dan?

all of the above

phil responded 11 months ago

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how did you and dan meet? (:

twitter -> DM -> Text -> Skype -> Manchester :]

phil responded to MerissaLeanne, 12 months ago

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What does Dan smell like?

you asked this 10 times O_O
he smells like warm

phil responded 11 months ago

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In all seriousness, what is Dan to you ? Boyfriend,brother,bestfriend,friend ect…

He is my son.

phil responded 9 months ago

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do you find dan's fascination with creepy porn disturbing? (like octopusgirl and eelsoup) :3

I watched both with him and he LOL'd as i died of fear and confusion

phil responded 3 months ago

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Can I have your sex tape?

Okay… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYi4byslxAA&annotation_id=annotation_343760&feature=iv

I am too good to you sometimes xD

phil responded 3 months ago

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youtube

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will you and dan be making another video together soon? phil is not on fire is one of my favourites :)

Yeah we're making one for his channel from formspring questions!

phil responded 3 months ago

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phil tell me the secret collab channel plz, practically no one follows you all the way through your twitter links anyway……kthnx

It's pretty easy to find if you think about it!

phil responded 3 months ago

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i am stupid i cannot find your secret channel, if i pay you £10000 will you tell me what it is?

Sure :D send the money through paypal to Amazingphil@gmail.com ^________^

phil responded 3 months ago

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random

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What type of pokemon would a red panda be?

Fire / Psychic!

phil responded to kajaproduction, 3 months ago

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Haha, I tried to read Cell by Stephen King, but after some guy bit the ear off a dog in the like first 5 pages. I just put it down and was like 'This is way to fucking weird.' Lol, (:

Hahaha yes it just gets weirder =D omnomnom dog ear

phil responded to thisisaoife, 3 months ago

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When is the next time your coming to new York ?

I'd love to go back to NY! It's just so expensive D:

phil responded 3 months ago

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Did you get a birthday card with the necklace in it?? ^_^

Hahaa yes I did thank you xD

phil responded 3 months ago

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I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE PHIL, FADE AWAY AND LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE.

*hides*

phil responded 3 months ago

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I want to tell you a secret but it's abit. creepy.

tell me! The creepier the better

phil responded 3 months ago

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Hey Phil, Aleksandr Orlov speaking. Sergei say i should apologise for breakup in relationships. Simples!

IT'S OVER ALEKS X__X

phil responded 3 months ago

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what are you wearing right now??

babycakes tshirt from my dailybooth and mickeymouse boxers! haha

phil responded 3 months ago

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do you enjoy Corrination Street?

Nooo everyone is ugly and it never ends and it's so depressing D:

phil responded 3 months ago

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(From Phil's old blog amazingphil.blogspot.com)
M: Gerbils have small feet.

…they squeak when I eat them

Posted by AmazingPhil on Friday, 20 November 2009

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(From Phil's old blog amazingphil.blogspot.com)
F: Would you rather be covered in fur or die age 40? -

Fur :] id be more huggable!? tho actually picturing that I'm disturbed lmao

Posted by AmazingPhil on Friday, 20 November 2009

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P.S. So much has been lost to the ages. I saw this at the bottom of one of the screenshots of Phil's formspring page. Read it and weep.

Sigh.

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(SOURCES: http://phan-formspring.tumblr.com and http://gurugossiper.com/viewtopic.php?f=183&t=2455&start=800)